(via soarfreehellyea)
“Cuddleuppets are your two most favorite things rolled up into one! A blanket that cuddles! And a puppet that plays!”
The only thing rolled up here is the fat blunt these blankets blazed 5 minutes ago
(via wizard-hime)
| me: | okay its time to be productive today |
|---|---|
| me: | let me just go on tumblr first |
| me: | well its getting late i should probably get to bed |
| british: | american people are so annoying |
|---|---|
| chinese: | american people are so annoying |
| mexicans: | american people are so annoying |
| french: | american people are so annoying |
| americans: | we are so annoying |
| canadians: | i fucking love maple syrup |
(via thingssheloves)
Reblog if you’re the retarded friend.
(via soarfreehellyea)
i can never take naps because i end up waking up like 9 hours later and it feels like a century has gone by and i get so confused about my existence
(via that-was-a-knee-slapper)
